Many people say that living with a person changes your relationship. That it is much different than just being in a relationship. And so far, they are right.
After living together for over four years now, I thought we had learned all there was to know about each other. For example, Steven hates wrinkles, therefore he prefers his clothes to be hung up rather than folded. He also must dewrinkle his shirts and pants in the dryer before putting them on.
I on the other hand like my laundry folded and tucked away in a drawer, in no specific style or way. We both obsess about Q-tips and are both very routine people, pretty much going through our daily motions without straying.
All was good in the Berman household until last week, where our lives changed forever as a married couple.
I found out that Steven is a back to front wiper.
((Insert 'Jaws' music, followed by a blood-curtling scream))
This blew my mind, and grossed me out.
As a girl, we have no other choice but to wipe front to back. But back to front?!??!!! I had never even thought about the wiping habits of another human being before, but I suppose once you are married, bathroom doors no longer close, and you end up questioning everything you've ever known.
Will life ever be the same? I think not.
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